To help us come out when we were getting born. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us adults.
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March to the beat of a different drummer.
Funny things kids say about mom. I think my favorite was Mommy I love you but we seem to have our differences from my 4 year old at bedtime. This time shes back with another series of funny comics illustrating all the funny things her kids have said to her. Its true moms can literally do it all including laughing dad jokes under the table.
Ad The 1 Rated DAPP Game In The World According to DappRadar. Whether theyre poking fun at pregnancy and motherhood or LOLing at the crazy things kids make them do mom jokes are funny for the whole family. Beggars cant be choosers.
Its suspicious say all moms everywhere. Potatohead I would take your mouth right now 14. In awe I look to my mother and proclaim That man has really long hair To which she replies Yes just like mommy The man over hears this conversation and turns and smiles at me.
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He then asks Whats that Mommy I said Its milk from mommys boobies that the baby is going to drink when he gets here He then says Mommy is a cow I say Im a cow My cow he said. Oh Jens mom lets her do Blank fine go live with Jens mom. Why did God make mothers.
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Whether they are asking the tough questions about life or having a chat with their toys sometimes the craziest things come out of the mouths of babes. Its also not a secret that children are ferocious with. Why did God give you your mother and not somebody elses mom.
A little girl was studying her mother who had just had a baby a few weeks earlier. We recently asked the HuffPost community to share the funniest thing their kid said that week and we got some great responses. Where are your manners -- were you raised by wolves.
God knew she likes me a lot more than other kids moms like me. On the other hand you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. We were a tad bit Irish.
Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it. Oh God I have so many. When I told my then 6-year-old son that I was expecting our 3rd child he said Youve got to be kidding me.
Its a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers but as often happens with great minded people they get a little misunderstood. Ill help you pack. Get your Free Tools And Play To Earn Now.
Soo cutehaha MomToBeSBD. Dont stoop to their level. Mainly to clean the house.
Someone better be bleeding. Get your Free Tools And Play To Earn Now. My 23-month-old son has seen spots of milk on my shirt in the morning from colostrum.
Silence isnt golden. Lets play the quiet game. You wont have any boyfriends if you stay fat.
Oh to be a kid again. In front us in line was a man with long hair down his back. Think about it it was the best way to get more people.
Gotta take the bitter with the sweet. Mom are the little flowers on the tomato plant the cheerleaders for the tomatoes -a 5-year-old. Funny Things Kids Say.
Shes the only one who knows where to find the scotch tape. Bats and raccoons have rabies. On a long car ride back from vacation a 10-year-old boy told his 8-year-old sister If you were Mrs.
Shut the door were you born in a barn. Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall.
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